It was Christmas Eve babe...IN THE DRUNK TANK

The nanny is currently making me watch Michael Buble so I'm in a mood to post bad, cheesy festive music.

Naw, naw, naw Buble is a great guy. Just not for the tunage.

When I was looking up vids for the 12 songs of Christmas I came across some seriously god AWFUL Christmas music (attempts). And Imma name and shame.

1. Arcade Fire - THE WHOLE OF THEIR ALBUM "A Very Arcade Xmas"

So apparently they were drunk for the whole recording of this album and if I was them, I'd also come up with that kind of excuse to blame this thing they call music on...

2. She & Him - Cold Outside

I love She & Him. Particularly Zooey, I love Zooey. But this is awful. It's too fast and she sounds like she's rushing her words and struggling to stay in time. Her version on the 'Elf' soundtrack with Leon Redbone is in a different league to this disappointment :/ Soz Zooey.

3. Lady Gaga - Christmas Tree

Jesus.







And for the final time,

MERRY HAPPY CHRISTMAS :)